Why do skeletons avoid arguments?
They don't have the guts.
Small, clean, harmless
A few jokes for the road.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the bicycle lie down?
It was two-tired.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Why was the math book so stressed?
It had too many problems.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Editorial examples
Little things worth smiling about
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Editorial example · tiny win
My dog brought me one sock like it was treasure
He entered the room so proudly, placed it at my feet, and waited for applause. Honestly? He got a standing ovation.
Read exampleEditorial example · awkward
I joined a video call as a ceiling fan
My camera was on, my phone was flat on the desk, and I spent the first minute of the meeting presenting a dramatic close-up of the ceiling fan. Nobody stopped me.
Read exampleEditorial example · overheard
A kid called pigeons “city chickens”
I heard it at the crosswalk and now I refuse to call them anything else. The city chickens were having a very serious meeting.
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